Do you see this tumblr? We moved our current refrigerator to prepare for the new one coming tomorrow. This was under it. It could fit in my palm. THIS WAS IN MY HOUSE TUMBLR. Do you see it’s legs? You can see the hair on them. I’m slightly horrified and request to live in a bubble k thanks
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
So here I am minding my own business when I look over at my balcony door and I see this. A mother fucking spider. It hadn’t been there all night. But in the dew of the rising sun, it rose, like a monster from the depths. I promptly squished it with my shoe and left its caracas to rot so that other spiders will see what I did and cower in fear.
Hate mother fuckin spiders.
Spider fucking was crawling on me. Kid you not. Fucking crawling on me. I killed it via my remote and screaming